He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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