They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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