Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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