Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Do plants get herpes?
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