And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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