Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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