have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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