I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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