I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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