Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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