Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
