she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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