S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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