I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
What a dumb baby whore.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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