he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
