Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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