i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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