bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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