Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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