I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
