I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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