On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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