everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
