last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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