yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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