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i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

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honey you're def caucasian

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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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(704): i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann (803): honey you're def caucasian (704): i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z http://tfl.nu/jt3t

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(417): View more from Missouri

Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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(417): Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library. http://tfl.nu/8guv

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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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(763): I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it. http://tfl.nu/zncn

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(317): View more from Indiana

cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome

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(317): cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome http://tfl.nu/yrg8

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(914): View more from New York

The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"

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(914): The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner" http://tfl.nu/76ix

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(719): View more from Colorado

You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.

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(719): You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either. http://tfl.nu/n0om

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(480): View more from Arizona

... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?

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(480): ... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen? http://tfl.nu/sppe

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.

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(508): I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos. http://tfl.nu/pe3o

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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(780): Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high? http://tfl.nu/wnjj

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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.

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(213): "thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups. http://tfl.nu/qpz7

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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.

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(781): If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us. http://tfl.nu/xpf1

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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.

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(208): My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it. http://tfl.nu/um1e

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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.

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(586): Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband. http://tfl.nu/u4p0

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(850): View more from Florida

Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?

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(850): Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean? http://tfl.nu/rbfp

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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.

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(304): I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything. http://tfl.nu/5k96

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