listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.