I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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