Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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