Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
How's work?
Spinning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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