You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
