Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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