I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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