doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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