I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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