Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Holy sore nipples Batman
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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