? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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