nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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