I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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