Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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