how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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