doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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