it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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