fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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