There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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