It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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