Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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