his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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