belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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