She said her name was "party"
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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