do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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