Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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