benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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