i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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