I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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