yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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