Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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