You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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