I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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