I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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