Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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