Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I need moral support for this bender
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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